TEXACO-EAST

I'm madder than a wet hen at a KFC Convention over the latest news. I don't know who angers me more Muslims or our government.

That poor Johnson guy was slaughtered at the hands of Muslims and every time our goverment comments on it, they to say how great Saudi Arabia was for trying to find him. If they were so great why didn't they find him? Why the crap are we kissing their butts? If I were President, Saudi Arabia would have a U.S. Flag flying over it and we'd rename it Texaco East.

Back after 9-11, I was one of the first to say that all Muslims weren't like that (crazy bomb toting nutjobs). I still say that, but I think the one's not toting bombs are worse! They just sit there and say nothing while Berg and Johnson are slaughtered. But let one of our staff sargeants point at a naked Iraqi's humdinger and they scream bloody murder. They want us to apologize and pay restitution for pointing at their hoobadoobs and making them do naked leapfrogs, but yet they say squat when one of our innocent guys has his head lopped off.

Before we give an Iraqi guy 50 cents for looking at his naked weiner, lets give the families of Berg and Johnson a few bucks. I mean honestly how can you compare the two acts? If somebody ties you up and says you have your choice "do a game of naked leapfrog for the camera or we lop off your head, which would you choose? I know what I'd do...I'd strip off my clothes and yell tally-ho while I leaped across the guy in front of me.

I say let all those army folks go, quit prosecuting them to satisfy the Muslims and give them a medal. Then send them to Saudi Arabia to interrogate those towel wearing Royal Nutjobs. I mean every third person in Saudi Arabia is a Prince to hear them say it. This here is Prince Ali Babba Boomerang, he's the Saudi Arabian Finance Minister. That guy over there is Prince Jihad Carwasher he's the Saudi Minister of Defense (the guy who yells for America when someone threatens the kingdom).

Everytime I watch the news another Muslim is calling for a Jihad against America. I don't know what the Guiness Book Of Records is for most calls for Jihad, but it has to have been set in the past year. I think it's about time we declared a Jihad on Muslim fruitcakes.

Why the crap are we still buying oil from Saudi Arabia? Don't we like own Iraq now? I saw on the news the other day where Bush says we can't touch our National Oil Reserve. He says it's vital to our military interest. Yet, he's going to allow Alcoa to move it's aluminum plant to India taking more than 1200 jobs with it. I guess we'll have oil for our airforce, but they'll be flying around in blimps, since we can no longer create aluminum ourselves. Nothing like rubber flying ships in a war the bullets just bounce right off them. Wait, our rubber companies moved to Malaysia last year.

No sir I am sick to death of our government telling me how great a friend Saudi Arabia is. In my book we saved their butts a few years ago, and they've never thanked us with anything but $2 gas at the local Amoco. I crossed out Saudi Arabia on my map and penciled in Ungratefulstan in it's place.

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