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Chip Brown.

J.J. ?

I'm mad as a wet hornet in a hen house full of shaved cats! I have no idea what that means but my wife won't let me curse on the website. So imagine the four worst dirty words you know and picture me standing on top of my filing cabinet screaming them.

You now have a good picture of me after I watched the news today.

First there was a speech by George "Let's be patient" Bush. Then there was a speech by his idiotic wife Laura "I used to be a teacher" Bush. This was followed by Colen "Same speech every second day" Powell.

It got kind of hazy as I was half asleep and all three speeches ran together. In my three o'clock baby feeding stupor I think they wanted me to smoke some kids out of the Red Cross, assure them they were safe and then nuke them. I'm sure that was wrong.

George W. says we have to rename the War from Infinite Justice to Enduring Peace because the Muslims said that only their God can deal out Infinite Justice. Well, I'm a Baptist, I believe in Jesus. I believe that my God created everything. By this line of thinking I should be offended by everything. I don't know why we don't just ask the Bin Laden guy when's a good day for him that we begin the war.

We should have bombed somebody by now! I say to you that I support our military! I support our boys in green, khaki, blue and white. We have been caught up in patriotism to the point that if anyone disagrees with the President they're anti-American. I will tell you right now I don't think our administration has a clue. That doesn't make me anti-American. Is George Bush going to get shot at? No! Our boys in the military are. It's not overly dangerous to sit in an office in Washington and make the same speech every day reworded from a 1950's western novel.

But after having my cup of coffee, I was enlightened by Jessee Jackson. He is thinking about going to Afghanistan to broker a peace...

...A PEACE?!!!

What peace? They attacked us! There will be no peace until we say so. If Jessee Jackson wants to go to Afghanistan I say we buy him a ticket. Strap a bomb to his waist and let him be the first suicide bomber from America.

There have been six American students held hostage by the Talaban Government for more than a year. Did Jessee want to go negotiate their release six months ago? No, because he couldn't get the press he is now.

Now here is the end of my rant, but I want to leave you all with something to think about. Uncle Jessee says the Talaban contacted him and asked him to come to Afghanistan to broker a deal. Just how did they contact him? If he was approached by a member of their government it is his duty as an American to report it. So what did they do, look in the phone book? No, I just checked the Yellow Pages. There isn't a listing for big flaming publicity seeking idiots. What other category do you think I should check for his number?

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