About Chip
Chip is a local Union County boy who has way too much time on his hands.
Some time back he started writing a book about small town life and it's just
evolved into this. He has no intentions of offending anyone, and usually
makes more fun of himself than anyone else. he's been compared to Red Green
and Andy Rooney mixed together. He has a way of writing two pages of nonsense,
but in the end, make you realize there's a lot of truth in what he just said.
I have read a lot of columns, but in my opinion there isn't one quite
like Chip's.
Marty Stevens, Steven-Cole Publishing
Services
Chip is available for civic events, with his own take on life. Fees
are negotiable, mainly he just does it to tell stories.
Chip also visits classes interested in writing no matter what grade. There
is absolutely no charge for his local class visits. Please don't invite him
to a spelling class, the idiot doesn't have a clue.
Chip provides columns to local newspapers. Two a week to give each paper
a choice of which to run. He will also do columns on any subject requested,
for local issues.
For the cost of any of his nonsense, either in person or in print, or to
arrange a free classroom visit, send us an e-mail
Request@maynardville.com.
Or Mail:
Maynardville.Com
P.O. Box 363
Maynardville, TN 37807
This page does not represent the opinions of anyone. If you think
they do, you are a nut!
All articles and writings included on this and all other pages
on this site are ©2000 Chip Brown.
Feel free to pass them around the office, however, please get permission
before publishing any of this text or images in any publication or media
form.
Remember, all copyright violations will be avenged!
Census Schmensus
Union County Census
Phone # of the Beast
Pitching Woo
Virus Business
Naked Car Wash
Air Pirates
Chip For Ruler!
Whats So Good?
Memorialize This
Make Your Kids Smoke!
I Need A Church
Half Price Divorce
The Car Dance
Men Don't Flunk This One
Chip's Pointers
Toilet Paper Torture
One Way Ticket To Cuba
I Gotta Get in Church
Run It's the Law!
My Vote is For Sale
What'd That Woman Say?
Takes a Licken' and Keeps on Chicken
I'm Filing Suit Against the School!
Getting Stoned
Who Wants to Marry a Wifebeater?
Broken Promise
Cookie Pushers Bad!
Odd Musings By Chip
Car Fun
Wanna Buy a Watch?
Society of Cats and Dogs
Product Safety?
Freeloading Birds
Martians Are Coming
Chip's Tax Plan
Lake Monster?
Chip's Wacky
Editorials!
Driving in Union County
Why Do I Hate Union Co.
Are We Stupid?
Poke People
Women Need To Know
Men Need To Know
Stamp Out The Rainforest
What To Buy/Xmas
Nuts On The News
No More Shopping
Can't Eat There
The Wrong Santa
Holiday Spirits
Get Your Fingers Ready
True Funny
Love Advice
Need a Date?
Real Life Union Co. UFO
Answer My Mail
Cock Fight Interview
Halloween Night
Learned in Newsleader
You Scare Me
End Of The World
My First Retraction
Serious
Chip's Elian Thoughts
Williams Family Rebuttal
33 Diner Wins Best Hamburger!
Spark Notes
Help The Cooks Get Paid
Utilities
Are We Helpless?
Protect Our Kids
Inform On You Neighbor
Students Need To Be Heard |
